"Dumb Luck" - A Wheatley StoryAfter floating around in panicked desperation for the better part of an hour and frantically calling out for Chell, I started to realize that the portal wasn't coming back. I was still afraid, of course -- who wouldn't be? For God's sake, I was stranded out in the middle of nowhere, in space! I guess that's a lie. No, it's a complete lie; I'm very sorry. I was orbiting the moon, and the moon, as some of you may or may not be aware, is a place.So there I was, drifting around weightlessly and pondering the relative merits of lunar gravity as a dieting plan when, suddenly, it hit me: I was a horrible person. No, really. I was a HORRIBLE person. Maybe only for a few hours, but still. You know? Awful! Dreadful! Bossy, demanding, insensitive, mechanica-- Very bad!I'd let the malevolent power of Her hardware go straight to my processors and turn me into an utter monster. My ambitions got the best of me, I was a bad egg, and I was floating in space as punishment.